12 March 2008.

Bold is Swee,
I'm the normal one.
We took turns to write a story. :)

There was a man.
Who was naked.
He went to Macs, naked.
To look for a hot girl.
Then, he saw her.
But he spilled ice cream on her neck by accident.
He apologised and took a tissue to wipe it off.
Without saying thank you, she pulled him into her arms and plunge into a passionate kiss.
"Okay can", said the man.
Her hand reached for something long, soft and warm. It was a fry.
She took the fry and fed the naked man.
"Mm Yummy", said the naked man.
The naked man asked the hot girl if she wanted to go over to his house.
She licked his face and whispered in his ear a yes.
"WOOF!" It was Skippy, greeting them at the door.
But the two bodies were entangled in each other's arms and paid no attention to the dog.
The hot girl stopped and tried pushing the naked man away.
She saw a figure. Someone so terrifying in the house. It was Mas Selamat!!
It was Mas Selamat (MS) wrapped in a towel.
But he wasn't alone! Out of the bedroom came Chris Brown (CB) wrapped in a towel.
The hot girl adjusted her clothes and pushed away from the naked man, who was confused.
He was furious, he had lost his chance to have sex with this hot girl because of MS and CB's horny doings. He pulled a sword..
But before he could do anything, MS said, "We just wanted you to join us."
The naked man grabbed the hot girl and swung his sword at CB, slitting his throat.
CB was still alive! But he realised he couldn't sing anymore. He had actually wanted to sing, "Kiss kiss" to the naked man.
CB grabbed his throat and fell on the bed. He refused to "say goodbye" and leave. MS was so afraid of Skippy who had just entered that he flee.
MS ran out and was caught by the police. CB started singing 'With You' and the naked man and the hot girl started dancing.
[See Sarah contradict herself]
Skippy was pissed he was left out, so he striked at CB and bit CB at his neck.
[BTW, Skippy isn't that violent]
CB DIED. [Are you happy bro?] The naked man patted Skippy and the hotgirl.
They were getting it on. Both guys about to cum, tongues hanging out, the hot girl halfway through her orgasm. SUDDENLY.. Rihanna came in shouting, "mama se mama sa kusa" and pointed at the door.
They stopped and looked at the direction at which Rihanna was pointing at. It was.. BARNEY THE DINOSAUR.
Barney said, "Hi" and walked towards Rihanna. Behind him stood Britney Spears. Rihanna screamed, for she always feared Barney.
Britney Spears died. Barney came closer to hug Rihanna. She took an umbrella ella eh eh and started whacking Barney with it.
Then Barney removed his head. Inside was Justin Timberlake. He ran to Britney's dead body. Rihanna didn't know that Barney was Justin Timberlake, so she used the umbrella and poked JT's eye till it bled.
T.I. came to help JT. Rihanna ran away. MEANWHILE, the naked man and the hot girl decided to runaway to a peaceful place.
They took Skippy and got into the ferrari. They drove to a motel and made love somemore. MEANWHILE, back at the house, JT had bled to death because T.I. was trying to find out where Rihanna ran to and why Britney Spears died.
Never did the naked man and hot girl expect so much drama to happen. T.I. found Rihanna and started making love to her. Skippy made a new friend, Bobby, and went to the park together.
There, at the park, someone was cutting herself. Her name was Char. Someone else was cwalking at the park. Her name was Jamie.
There was a Tsunami and it killed everybody. Except the naked man and the hotgirl. I guess TRUE LOVE stands strong.
What's left on this world was bodies. Dead bodies lying around. Jamie's body lying next to Carmen's. Skippy with Bobby, on the roof. ETC. It was up to the naked man and the hot girl to repopulate the Earth.
5 years later.. The naked man and the hot girl gave birth to twins named Audrey and Sarah. They were the cutestestest thing ever.
However, the sad truth was that, Aud and Sarah were lesbians. They could not repopulate the Earth. So everyone and everything died.
Do you think this is The End? Yes, goodbye.

Stay tuned for Part 2 : The natural Earth grows itself.
The Aeroplane Lands.
10,000 people, including Fergie and Josh, came out..